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   messageicon i'm not saying i'm batman but answer me this have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?
←Rate | 10-17-2012 21:55 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasnt finished..
←Rate | 03-06-2012 12:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon White smoke emerges from Vatican chimney, indicating either the new pope has been chosen or the chicken fajitas are ready.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 14:52 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say "when your palm itches, you are going to receive money". My butt itches... I bet I don't get SH*T¡
←Rate | 09-28-2012 16:35 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Fat Tuesday, and of course, this being America, it will be followed by Even Fatter Wednesday, Obese Thursday and Fat-A$$ Friday.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 13:12 by Svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spoiler Alert: Phillip Seymore Hoffman dies at the end of his Facebook movie.
←Rate | 02-06-2014 12:18 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Sunday, don't forget to turn your clocks back an hour. And on Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years...VOTE!!!
←Rate | 11-02-2012 18:12 by svaldez187 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I feel bad for the kids these days that see a cool toy on TV, but can't order it because their parents have to be over 18 to call.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 12:59 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You shouldn't be buying lobster when you're on a tuna fish budget. 
←Rate | 02-23-2014 15:05 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about Ebola spreading in Dallas. The Cowboys have shown us that people in Dallas can't catch anything.
←Rate | 10-03-2014 10:37 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And this year's Oscar (Pistorius) goes to ....... Jail. (͡๏̯͡๏)
←Rate | 02-25-2013 00:18 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for new underwear.
←Rate | 12-24-2015 15:36 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got the solution to this whole anti-gay mess with the fast foods. I'm just going to open a pro-gay franchise and call it Chik-fil-HAAAAAAY *snap*
←Rate | 08-02-2012 14:40 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Norwegian Cruises are offering buy 1 week get 2 free. Use promo code "CORONA"
←Rate | 03-13-2020 01:20 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon so...it seems they announced the new Batman. Christian Bale fans have really Ben Affleckted by it.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 11:34 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart........ "WHAT DA HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!" shouted the anus two minutes later.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 12:42 by SVALDEZ187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work.
←Rate | 02-27-2013 21:28 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The beauty of life is that Vodka looks like water.....and water bottles are allowed at work.
←Rate | 10-01-2012 14:40 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 01:20 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  



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