Peebs Funny Status Messages

   Helen Keller once said "Gahhgrrr berkic dahhh errr waa waa!".... It's as true today as it has ever been

   not a 'geek'. He's an 'intellectual bad ass', thank you very much.

   has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!

   Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

   an organ donor. Need anything?

   playing strip solitaire.

   kissed a girl and I liked it. She, on the other hand; filed a restraining order.

   blowing stuff up with his mind....

   getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.

   Jesus saves..., He passes to Moses!; Moses shoots!..., HE SCORES!!

   trying to kick the habit.... but nicotine gum is a hard habit to break...

   has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.

   watching 'Earth Hour' simultaneously Online and on Television... It's kinda Dark... :/

   There's a fleck on the speck on the tail On the frog on the bump on the branch On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

   jones'ing for a Shamrock shake....

   wondering "Do I think I am Paranoid?"

   Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim, it's what's in my genes

   loves life; but life thinks we should see other people.

   notices that ever since they invented Viagra; I never get called to 'stand=in' for John Holmes anymore....

   on an Hedgehog's back, Wearing underpants made of cast iron.