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   messageicon Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
←Rate | 01-31-2017 07:39 by Mikey c Comments (1)  


   messageicon Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 07:50 by Mikey c Comments (1)  


   messageicon I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
←Rate | 02-03-2017 08:22 by Mikey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon *smashes bag of Oreos and pours it on salad* Eating healthy is great
←Rate | 01-27-2017 10:06 by Mikey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't drink water anymore, not after what it did to the Grand Canyon
←Rate | 02-02-2017 07:14 by Mikey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon why call it a tree trimmer and not branch manager
←Rate | 01-27-2017 11:50 by Mikey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope Mexico doesn't raise the cost of Tequila to pay for this wall.
←Rate | 02-01-2017 07:19 by Mikey c Comments (1)  


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