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   messageicon Really!!! Kim Kardashian is upset with the Casey Anthony verdict!!! Your father defended OJ Simpson, Thus starting the Kardashian tradition of getting black men off!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2011 09:40 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon A synonym is a word you use when you can't remember how to spell the other word.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 20:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time magazine named "protestors" as people of the year. Here's an idea for the Ass bags at Time. If you want to honor a group of people, how about the members of Seal Team Six!!!!!
←Rate | 12-15-2011 20:46 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't make typos...I make new words
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is everyone so worried about the Mayans Calendar??? I just realized my Hannah Montana Calendar ends in 13 hours!!!!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon worried about his financial future...even Daylight Savings Time has a better plan than me...
←Rate | 06-26-2011 21:03 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you put pictures of lost kids on Beer Cans instead of Milk Cartons we'd find them in about 15 minutes
←Rate | 07-07-2011 09:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon in just 9 months we will be witness to a population boom known as Shades of Grey Babies
←Rate | 06-13-2012 23:04 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: NFL owners and players are meeting today to determine whether I'll have to spend Sundays with my family this fall...
←Rate | 06-26-2011 20:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 20:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my Doctor calls them, symptoms...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:05 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon this year more than any other I am hoping for a wardrobe malfunction on American Idol!!!
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:27 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP MCA...my generation will be forever in debt for the way you fought for our right to party...
←Rate | 05-04-2012 15:46 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Handsome rich man from New England forced to take 4 week vacation with Super Model Wife...Nations Weep...
←Rate | 05-11-2015 19:08 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"
←Rate | 11-20-2011 22:20 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best part of living alone...clothing optional
←Rate | 11-13-2011 16:51 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife doesn't appreciate orgasms...every time I give her one she spits it out
←Rate | 07-13-2013 23:17 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel...
←Rate | 07-04-2012 11:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I meet a girl I always greet her with my left hand...I dont want her to meet the competition
←Rate | 02-15-2011 20:53 by migasjoe Comments (2)  



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