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   messageicon A liar takes forever to explain a simple answer...
←Rate | 09-23-2012 14:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope there comes a day when cancer is just a zodiac sign
←Rate | 06-27-2012 12:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari
←Rate | 08-14-2012 15:29 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you ever get angry at one of my posts, the last thing you should do is tell me about it. That just makes it even funnier for me
←Rate | 11-10-2013 17:08 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 17:28 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon My life is like a romantic comedy expect there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes
←Rate | 10-30-2013 15:57 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish a girl with fake eyebrows would argue with me, I would lick my Thumb so Fast!
←Rate | 05-27-2013 11:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 13:56 by Jackoo Comments (4)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed people who work in designer stores have attitudes like they can afford to not work in a store?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 13:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer.
←Rate | 12-17-2012 15:15 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Respect for women, starts with your mother
←Rate | 09-22-2012 16:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
←Rate | 11-25-2012 15:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're 15 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin and you wear more make-up than you do clothes. You have a bright future ahead of you.
←Rate | 04-16-2013 13:31 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram
←Rate | 12-03-2012 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:19 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 15:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:33 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why be fake when being real takes no effort at all?
←Rate | 06-12-2012 17:02 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing more awkward then being 10 minutes into a porno and realizing there's no girls in it...
←Rate | 08-09-2012 18:36 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye
←Rate | 12-19-2012 16:35 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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