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   messageicon They just left Jeffrey Toobin hanging there.
←Rate | 10-20-2020 14:23 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not afraid to admit it. It's time like these that I like go to my "special place", and caress my emotional support firearms.
←Rate | 06-22-2020 19:11 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds this morning . His mom was furious.
←Rate | 11-09-2020 07:42 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In an effort to be sensitive to the current atmosphere. Wild Cherry has changed the name of their 1970's hit to simply "Play us an upbeat song Cracker".
←Rate | 06-25-2020 22:22 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me, or does Jerry Nadler look like he should be baking cookies in a tree.
←Rate | 12-06-2019 12:42 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeffrey Toobin said he was willing to lend a hand, with Thursdays debate.
←Rate | 10-20-2020 14:21 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Biden went on a trip today.
←Rate | 03-19-2021 19:46 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does the White House have a " "smoking room"? Asking for Hunter.
←Rate | 01-21-2021 20:48 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news!!! They are making a sequel to "Unforgiven" . It's called "Look, I said I was sorry".
←Rate | 11-16-2020 17:29 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did Jill say to Joe, when he left the White House, this morning? "Have a safe trip."
←Rate | 03-19-2021 19:46 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently my wife was just tying her shoe, and didn't want to play leapfrog
←Rate | 09-01-2020 16:46 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Farting under the covers is no longer called a dutch oven. It’s now a "covid test". If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.
←Rate | 01-01-2021 13:49 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news!! Biden overheard telling Dr Jill, that Executive Orders were like Lay's potato chips. He stated "They're so good, no one, can sign just one".
←Rate | 01-29-2021 07:58 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got up early this morning, and fertilized the yard. My neighbor still won't look me in the eye.
←Rate | 04-10-2021 11:38 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon CNN+ didn't even last as long as a Kardashian marriage.
←Rate | 04-21-2022 16:04 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.
←Rate | 05-05-2023 22:21 by Grumpy Comments (0)  



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