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   messageicon My mother-in-law sent me the link to the site where you can buy a boarding pass to Mars. She even offered to pay for the ticket. That's so sweet of her.
←Rate | 11-01-2017 16:14 by FastPhil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to complain because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. So I asked him if he had any shoes I could have since he didn't need them anymore.
←Rate | 10-24-2017 12:47 by FastPhil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I gained an hour last weekend. I spent that hour figuring out how to change the clock in my car
←Rate | 11-06-2017 15:24 by FastPhil Comments (0)  


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