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   messageicon There’s actually a thing called “Play Dates “ in 2018. In 1984 we called that “Going outside to play”
←Rate | 06-12-2018 23:02 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon As an optimist,I don’t think I have a drinking problem. I have a drinking opportunity.
←Rate | 01-25-2018 14:10 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Yoda from Star Wars last name was “Layeehoo”.
←Rate | 09-17-2018 17:35 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can’t wait for the day when all the DJ Khaled fans turn 30 years old. Music today absolutely blows and he’s the leader. Just because you can push a button and yell a random phrase like “go n get it” does not make you an artist.
←Rate | 05-19-2019 00:36 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless he releases a men’s fragrance, I think Elon Musk should be ordered to legally change his name.
←Rate | 01-19-2018 21:41 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refused to buy my 6 year old nephew a Barbie doll for his birthday because I believe that Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations. There is no way you could rip a woman’s head off that easily.
←Rate | 08-30-2018 16:54 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 19:22 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids Say The Darndest Things: Such as "This Puddin' Pop tastes like roofies"
←Rate | 12-03-2014 20:52 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We'll see about that.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 19:29 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't help but wonder if Bill Cosby's roofies tasted llike a Puddin' Pops.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 22:27 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are we really that bored and stupid as a country that the “Tide Pod Challenge “ is even a thing? Wtf
←Rate | 01-17-2018 12:49 by Cicci Comments (10)  


   messageicon It's been three days since bono's luggage fell from his private jet and he "still hasn't found what he's looking for" Eh?
←Rate | 11-17-2014 23:37 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Chewbacca aka Peter Mayhew. I’d like to say a few words if I may. RAAARAWWARARWAAAR.
←Rate | 05-02-2019 19:50 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon not having to set an alarm is one of the greatest feelings EVER!
←Rate | 05-05-2017 23:23 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess you could say it's my own fault for ignoring the words "directed by Tyler Perry"
←Rate | 11-23-2014 22:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avatar is the highest grossing film of all time. Can someone please explain why we let THAT happen?
←Rate | 05-11-2019 22:54 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why is it that people who can eat really spicy food think the rest of us give a $hit?
←Rate | 08-16-2014 16:42 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't get a chance to check instagram today....does anyone know if the sun set this evening?
←Rate | 08-17-2013 13:34 by cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hate conflict........unless you guys like it,in that case I love it.
←Rate | 05-06-2017 16:00 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q:Do yo want to know how to tell if you're listening to a Jason Derulo song? A: He will tell you in the first 19 seconds.
←Rate | 09-10-2017 20:19 by Cicci Comments (0)  




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