Ash Funny Status Messages

   this plave sucks now. I miss the glory days in 2008-2010 when only the chosen few knew about it..good bye all

   that annoying feeling that results from when I comment on someones status/pic and they dont respond but when the next person does..they write a novel response and yet still ignoring my comment and I'm stuck in between

   I'm not naughty! I'm just mischievously creative!

   opening anything with "hey ladies..." makes it easy for people to identify you as a douche.

   Today is more of a ROF than a ROFL day.

   The opening to OKC-Lakers 2nd half is the perfect commercial for Southwest airlines. Hey Mike Brown, want to get away?

   May the 4th be with you for tommorow is the Revenge of the 5th

   feeling as sprightly today as Jimi Hendrix... or anyone else who has been dead for 40 years.

   may the 4ththe be with you, for tommorow is the revenge. of the 5yth