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   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 19:47 by Pete N Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
←Rate | 06-28-2009 21:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
←Rate | 06-29-2009 08:06 by Duncan Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.
←Rate | 06-30-2009 11:28 by Trevor Dennis Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?
←Rate | 07-12-2009 12:02 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!
←Rate | 10-20-2009 23:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.
←Rate | 10-21-2009 10:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)
←Rate | 11-12-2009 21:18 by meowmix Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!
←Rate | 11-23-2009 01:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?
←Rate | 12-14-2009 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..
←Rate | 12-17-2009 15:06 by chronic iam Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.
←Rate | 01-20-2010 12:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face
←Rate | 01-21-2010 20:31 by rush1oc@yahoo.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights
←Rate | 02-14-2010 10:32 by nico Comments (0)  


   messageicon prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"
←Rate | 05-26-2010 02:21 by Hunk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...
←Rate | 05-26-2010 05:06 by oneandonlyme Comments (0)  


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