Eddy Funny Status Messages

   wonders who is good at following directions. everyone press ALT + F4

   dear mosquitoes, ur not welcomed here just because the ligt's on...this isn't Motel 6

   Aibohphobia -- fear of palindromes (ironically it is a palindrome)

   facebook...u can poke another man's woman & he wont get mad about it

   wants an asian monkey just so I can name it "who flung pu"

   gravity is every blnode's enemy

   wonders why all the old people talk about how far they walked to school back in the day...didnt anyone live close to the school back then

   men's prison is a lot like facebook...if someone really likes you, they'll poke you a lot

   all these pokes I'm getting am I supposed to sound like the pillsbury doughboy

   why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?

   Why are some parents hypocritical..."don't lie to me or I'll tell SAnta on you"

   time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time

   Beginning to think that Al Gore is lying about global warming

   friends are like boobs...some are real, some are fake...sometimes its hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones

   as much a chance with the ladies as a bird does flying safely through Arkansas

   doc told me to walk around the block everyday. I'm gonna set a lego in the floor & be back in 5 seconds

   later on this week I go to the doctor & see my arch enemy again...the scale

   90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)

   ever notice that on a phone the word "mom" is 666?

   like a good neighbor state farm is there....with the winning lotto numbers