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   messageicon busier than Mr. Jackson at a daycare!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fastest sprinter in the world is black, the fastest racing driver is black, the most powerfull man is black.....Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 14:56 by Richard Blesovsky | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 19:47 by Pete N Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did Michael Jackson say when he saw an elastic band on the floor?....."It's just another part of me"
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?.....when the big hand touches the little hand
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:51 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson is dead and the plans are to melt down his body to make plastic toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was blowing Bubbles when I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack - how very ironic.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 02:44 by Mark Symons | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon : The Jacson Five are now The Jackson 4
←Rate | 06-26-2009 04:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  


   messageicon hearing reports that Jackson's cardiac arrest was brought on when his agent told him he would be touring with the Jonas Brothers.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 13:54 by Nick | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of Michael Jackson passing away. . . McDonald's is introducing the MJ Burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns
←Rate | 06-26-2009 17:53 by Chad M | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon shocked to find Michael Jackson has been reincarnated as a plastic bag in his/her kitchen. So much for your former life not reflecting your current life, it still says "keep away from children"!
←Rate | 06-26-2009 19:07 by purplepixie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon reckons you can tell Michael Jackson wasn't well...he's been getting paler and paler for years....
←Rate | 06-26-2009 19:09 by purplepixie | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon really enjoying siving through hundreds of Micael Jackson Posts, most of wich are the same, in an attempt to try and find a good post.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 21:10 by ritchie_bonk | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are not true....he was in the children's ward having a stroke
←Rate | 06-26-2009 21:53 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson is gone but none can be sure of the cause of death. Was it the Sunshine? The Moonlight? The Good Times? Or Boogie?
←Rate | 06-27-2009 00:44 by Dragon-King | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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