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   messageicon thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!
←Rate | 04-06-2009 16:15 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it... such as his iToaster, his iToilet, and his iKids and iWife
←Rate | 04-06-2009 16:42 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:45 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering what the hell Jesus ever did for Santa on his Birthday?
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:46 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:51 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
←Rate | 04-20-2009 23:56 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes he could throw magic dust on my problems to make them disappear. Like a wizard. Or a crack addict.
←Rate | 04-22-2009 23:49 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:48 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD, & if anyone feels the urge to tidy up, by all means go ahead
←Rate | 04-28-2009 10:31 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.
←Rate | 06-29-2009 13:39 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Chris Brown releases a "greates hits" cd.....will that violate his probation????
←Rate | 07-22-2009 09:11 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks Dennis Leary said it best...."Ted Kennedy, great Senator, but a bad date!"
←Rate | 08-29-2009 21:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking if your relationship Status says "It's complicated". Stop kidding yourself and change it to Single!
←Rate | 11-14-2009 15:54 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon just got a Nintendo video game unit for my bathroom....it's called the Wii-Wii.
←Rate | 11-14-2009 23:19 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking..Tiger driving and hitting trees is nothing new, but I will bet he hasn't hit one off a fire hydrant before.
←Rate | 11-27-2009 15:48 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon going for Gold in the Men's Uphill Giant Slalom....Gravity is a B*tch!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 21:04 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:18 by vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon singing.... is singing....old macdonald had tourettes e -i - e -i F%*K!
←Rate | 03-18-2010 00:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  


   messageicon s wondering....now that the US has passed heath Care Reform I wonder when Rush Limbaugh is leaving the country? Not soon enough I'm sure
←Rate | 03-22-2010 00:55 by Vybe Comments (5)  



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