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   messageicon Mom: What does “WTF” stand for? Child: "Well That`s Fantastic!"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:41 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend tellin me " Bro I wasn`t that drunk…." Me: “Dude you destroyed my gf's garden at 4:00AM while shouting and screaming "F**k Farmville!"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:44 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:50 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl needs a good guy to help her laugh when she thinks she`ll never smile again.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:45 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stress makes you very tired, but it`s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway,
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:49 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:51 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain & smarts is a weapon of mass destruction...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:55 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:58 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody's life is perfect, but life itself does have perfect moments….
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now & then...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if aliens ask each other. Do you believe in HUMANS?!
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:19 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: "Your phone`s ringing." Me: "Yeah, phones do that..."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don`t like something, change it. If you can`t change it, change your attitude. Don`t complain...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some women should realize that they've lost the moon while trying to count the stars…
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:21 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What Woodstock 1969 tought us is that life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass, it`s about learning to dance in the rain...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must need glasses because everywhere I look, people seem to have two faces!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:26 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


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