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   messageicon Too many funerals and not enough graduations. Too many baby showers, not enough weddings.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 13:41 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my phone falls, I panic. When my friend falls, I laugh my a$$ off.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 05:35 by NO BODY Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
←Rate | 07-21-2011 04:41 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon " Dude,I wasn't that drunk." "....you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling 'GROW MARIO GROW!'.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 11:03 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon She's not a slut, she's just been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup
←Rate | 08-13-2011 12:09 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please don't try my patience. I already tried it and it doesn't work.
←Rate | 08-14-2011 12:30 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies; don't judge a man on some sh*t that you heard about his past. If you wasn't in it then it's none of your business.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 12:20 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are Gay people so sensitive? If you can take a d*ck, surely you can take a joke..
←Rate | 08-16-2011 01:49 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may hate myself in the morning but I'm gonna love you tonight.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 13:43 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any female who tells you she don't suck d*ck is lying; she just ain't sucking your d*ck.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 16:55 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon She has a Masters degree in lying but I have a PhD in recognizing bullsh*t.
←Rate | 08-17-2011 02:15 by NO BODY Comments (2)  


   messageicon I take very morning that I am able to open my eyes and wake up as another opportunity God has given me to be a better person than I was yesterday.
←Rate | 08-18-2011 06:40 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana
←Rate | 08-18-2011 14:12 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody is worth feeling like sh*t for, if they are not bringing you up, then drop their a$$ and stop letting them drag you down.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 06:45 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch the looting videos in reverse, they are really generous people
←Rate | 08-21-2011 10:55 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people just don't get it. If you're not happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. GET A LIFE FIRST then try to share it
←Rate | 08-22-2011 15:40 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody is perfect, but don't use that excuse to cover up your mistakes and stupidity.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 13:56 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Catch her coming out the bathroom from that morning shower and give her a reason to go back in and take another one
←Rate | 08-28-2011 08:50 by NO BODY Comments (0)  


   messageicon No strings attached, your love is so wi-fi
←Rate | 08-30-2011 05:13 by No Body Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single? No, I'm just in a relationship with freedom.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 05:15 by No Body Comments (0)  



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