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   messageicon As another summer movie blockbuster season begins. Once again, Hollywood denies us a Jake and the Fatman movie.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 07:06 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon my family deals with the heat like it does other family members; by resenting it until it goes away
←Rate | 06-25-2012 06:51 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm getting a pet dog & cat and I'm gonna name my cat 'Waterfalls'. This way everytime my dog is chasing my cat, I can say "Don't go chasing waterfalls!""
←Rate | 06-26-2012 06:22 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Supreme Court rules Arizona police may not stop people they believe are illegal immigrants, but must stop Juggalos.
←Rate | 06-26-2012 06:24 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, guy that puts the stickers on fruit....NOBODY likes you.
←Rate | 07-01-2012 07:13 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Oh my gosh! A giant face just destroyed my house! Now he seems to be doing some weird dance?" - spiders
←Rate | 07-02-2012 07:20 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone else noticed the plots of "Finding Nemo" and "Taken" are virtually identical?
←Rate | 07-10-2012 09:43 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I spend 90% of my time at the gym choosing the right song for my workout.
←Rate | 07-10-2012 09:44 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silly prank: Transmit clips of backward devil talk to your neighbors' baby monitor at random times throughout the night.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 07:29 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm 38 and I have no clue what AM or PM stands for. Nice job, public school system!
←Rate | 07-12-2012 09:29 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon Restaurant hosts: Stop asking, we all want a booth.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 10:39 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, Journey? Quick question: What if I never even started believin'?
←Rate | 07-14-2012 04:54 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, I brought neither the noise or the funk today.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 05:00 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be dumb, but at least I'm not …wait, what was I talking about?
←Rate | 07-15-2012 05:58 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 06:02 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 06:03 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let's be honest. She does NOT got Betty Davis eyes. She's on drugs.
←Rate | 07-21-2012 04:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reportedly, there are many trucking jobs that no one wants. Attn trucking Industry: make trucking more like the battle at the end of Mad Max II.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 05:22 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon We become what we most hate. So I'll apologize now for eventually playing for the Cowboys
←Rate | 07-25-2012 18:45 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane... ? What were they so excited about?
←Rate | 07-31-2012 05:46 by Huck Comments (0)  


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