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   messageicon Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 15:57 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 15:58 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:07 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEFORE MARRIAGE: Saturday Night Fever AFTER: Monday Night Football
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:08 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:09 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:10 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:21 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight seal.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 16:26 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend in need is a pest indeed.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:01 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:09 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:10 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:22 by Hannibal Comments (0)  


   messageicon Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it." Wife: "You wear briefs, don't you?"
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:23 by Hannibal Comments (0)  



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