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   messageicon if you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
←Rate | 07-29-2009 16:21 by DP Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been eating Cheerios for years and never once have I felt like dancing before, during or after eating them
←Rate | 03-15-2017 15:11 by DP Comments (0)  


   messageicon Curosity killed the cat, but I was suspect for a while
←Rate | 04-01-2017 05:34 by DP Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife accused me of being immature, I told her to get out of my fort
←Rate | 05-14-2017 07:35 by Dp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet
←Rate | 05-16-2017 09:51 by Dp Comments (1)  


   messageicon The earliest bird gets the worm, and the second mouse gets the cheese
←Rate | 05-19-2017 16:37 by Dp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments
←Rate | 06-27-2017 09:33 by Dp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
←Rate | 08-24-2017 11:03 by Dp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't be the only one who hasn't seen a Taylor Swift video
←Rate | 09-01-2017 04:48 by Dp Comments (0)  


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