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giving love a bad name
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12-31-2008 17:34 by Sammy
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My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
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04-04-2009 07:33
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not every flower can say love, but a rose does. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus does. Not every retard can read... but look at you go!
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04-28-2009 13:18
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i love gummy bears cuz they dont attack when you chew their heads off
will write you a love song unlike that Sara Bareilles b**ch
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05-21-2009 09:40 by matt
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People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!
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06-12-2009 04:14 by x
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thinking God must love stupid people...he made so many!
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06-20-2009 06:10
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Marriage is Love, yet love is blind....Does that mean marriage is an institution for the blind???
the weekend draws near.. oh liver, you know I love u..
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10-09-2009 01:01
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i would give you a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, then tell you that I will love you till the last one dies...
asks: It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.
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10-19-2009 19:03 by Snypa
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby".
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11-04-2009 10:32
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says, Love your enemies. It will confuse them!..
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11-10-2009 04:46 by Khola
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A survey taken showed that 50% of people described sex as a "deep,meaningful,soul-bonding act of showing eternal love to your partner". The other 50% were men.
can't help falling in love with you... maybe electroshock therapy will do the trick...
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11-10-2009 15:18
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make love, not babies.
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11-12-2009 00:04
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*The world is confused,if the love is blind, hw can it happen at 1st sight??
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11-14-2009 08:08
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Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant
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11-15-2009 21:48
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find that job you love and never work a day in your life
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11-17-2009 13:52 by Ram
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The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath!
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11-20-2009 08:13
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