hump day Funny Status Messages

   We're banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it's okay to hump, and it's okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out.

   Happy hump day! And no I don't mean Wednesday...

   Today is hump day right? so how come I havent been humped today??

   believes Jimmy Buffet said it best. . . "Why dont we get drunk and screw?" Happy St. Patrick's and Hump Day everyone!!!

   so happy it's finally Hump Day! Oh, and I'm pretty excited it's Wednesday too.

   ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day...

   Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.

   I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.

   "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.

   I dry hump my mattress because I love my bed so much.

   was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise?

   will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-(

   its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump?

   Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL!

   treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

   i know its hump day but get off my leg.

   : Every day should be 'HUMP DAY'.... but not the Wednesday kind.

   you know your ugly when the dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg

   Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts!

   You know your ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg