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   messageicon "kid tested, mother approved "
←Rate | 11-19-2008 22:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the I.R.S. will noticed she claimed A.I.G. and Obama's mother-in-law as dependents!
←Rate | 04-16-2009 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
←Rate | 06-20-2009 06:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just came back from a pleasure trip (took the mother-in-law to the bus station)
←Rate | 07-05-2009 13:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.
←Rate | 10-04-2009 05:18 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
←Rate | 10-21-2009 16:41 by Amelie Comments (0)  


   messageicon starting to think Brett Favre switched places with mother nature, the weather seems very indecisive lately........
←Rate | 10-23-2009 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon youre so ugly just after you were was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
←Rate | 11-04-2009 01:46 by 8) Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks mother nature is bi-polar
←Rate | 11-05-2009 16:33 by ragoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN
←Rate | 11-11-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
←Rate | 11-17-2009 15:10 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath!
←Rate | 11-20-2009 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks mother nature is bi-polar and is off her meds!!
←Rate | 11-25-2009 08:45 by italianmama03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother wants me to get up and go to work. But the voices in my head want me to stay home and clean the guns.
←Rate | 12-01-2009 19:40 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 12-12-2009 12:25 by bcj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a mute kid swears,does his mother wash his hands out with soap?
←Rate | 12-12-2009 13:59 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Idea for a Christmas Party: Have two guys dress as Jesus and Santa Claus. One brings wine the other brings Eggnog with vodka. Santa brings his 12 reindeer playboy bunnies. All at your mother-in-law's house. ONE BIG JINGLE FOR THE YEAR.
←Rate | 12-14-2009 17:56 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon being 39 and after 20 years of living with my mother never understood what she meant by..."boys piss in the toliet" when we thought we were......Until NOW that I have a boy to clean after........GEZZZZZZZZ........
←Rate | 12-21-2009 13:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a f**k up
←Rate | 12-22-2009 16:51 by Mduduzi Gama Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you feel neglected think of a mother salmon who lays 3,000,000 eggs and no one remembers her on Mother's Day
←Rate | 01-05-2010 17:32 Comments (0)  


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