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   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-21-2009 06:10 by Psym0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:33 by CMJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.
←Rate | 08-28-2009 04:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!
←Rate | 09-03-2009 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:06 by gavdun Comments (0)  


   messageicon *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
←Rate | 11-07-2009 12:12 by Shante Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN
←Rate | 11-11-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!
←Rate | 11-12-2009 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 17:53 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to
←Rate | 11-13-2009 10:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget a dislike button, I'd rather have a 'This makes me want to punch you in the back of the head' button. Especially between now and tomorrow when 96% of you will have the exact same status. New Moon is out or reminding me it's Friday.
←Rate | 11-19-2009 20:42 by barryClark@twitter.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the story first broke…and the police said they couldn't figure out where Tiger was going at 2:30 Friday morning…was I the only one thinking, ‘Hello!?!?! Walmart!!!'
←Rate | 11-29-2009 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Friday, the offical Christmas tree was delivered to the White House. Unfortunately, the Secret Service had already let in three other trees that claimed they were on the list.
←Rate | 12-02-2009 10:18 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Free at Last!! Free at Last!! Thank God Almighty it's Friday!!!!"
←Rate | 12-11-2009 01:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone came up to me and said "T.G.I.F. Thank god its Friday!" I replied "S.H.I.T. Sorry hun,it's Thursday."
←Rate | 01-07-2010 12:24 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Says she disagree with Kay Jewelers. She would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.
←Rate | 01-15-2010 10:44 Comments (0)  


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