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X says My girlfriend accused me of being a fake. So I looked her straight in the eye and said, “Fake nails, fake hair, fake tattoo, fake eyebrows and fake orgasms” and coolly walked away like a boss.
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←Rate | 10-04-2011 00:21 | Tags: Approved
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