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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
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"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:04 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

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