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"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."
The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!
Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone
"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""
"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "
"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"
"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
goggling Chuck Norris.
"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""
"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"