Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back."

Submitted: 12-08-2011 00:08 by g0re Comments (0)

The boogie man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-21-2011 20:35 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!

Submitted: 11-21-2011 09:33 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris runs android on his I-Phone

Submitted: 11-20-2011 20:20 Comments (0)

"if they can't kill Michael Myers, they should just call Chuck Norris."

Submitted: 10-31-2011 01:49 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

"The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris."""

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:04 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it

Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)

"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"

Submitted: 10-29-2011 02:18 by jessica mollett Comments (0)

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "

Submitted: 10-28-2011 21:51 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"

Submitted: 10-21-2011 17:52 by @SavedByTheBiebs Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."

Submitted: 10-21-2011 11:01 Comments (0)

"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"

Submitted: 10-20-2011 01:25 by @arithealien Comments (0)

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "

Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:49 Comments (0)

goggling Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:23 by @ Anna Drum Comments (0)

"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""

Submitted: 10-04-2011 15:43 Comments (0)

"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"

Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)

"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"

Submitted: 08-29-2011 18:25 Comments (0)