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"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"
"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
goggling Chuck Norris.
"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""
"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""
Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."
....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."
Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's sperm is so tough that women have to chew it before they can swallow it.
Chuck Norris Is A Strict Parent. This One Time His Daughter Amy Said No To Rehab. He Didn't Give Her A Chamce To Say No Again.
"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""