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When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.
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Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)


"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)


The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)


Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
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Submitted: 01-11-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)


Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
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Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
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Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:32 by jitney Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
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Submitted: 10-21-2011 11:01 Comments (0)


"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
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Submitted: 10-20-2011 01:25 by @arithealien Comments (0)


"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:49 Comments (0)


"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
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Submitted: 08-29-2011 18:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
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Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)


Wondering how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 08-08-2008 00:22 by Talon Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:00 Comments (0)


"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:33 Comments (0)


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