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The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love
Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.
Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. Norris dared one kid to suck all the helium out of all of the balloons. Today this kid is known as Justin Bieber.
"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
Chuck Norris and Mr. T should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"
"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!