Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:05 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:00 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. "

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:58 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:57 Comments (0)

OMG...Chuck Norris Again!! your Chuck Norris is 71 Years Old and Farts Dust...he sucks as an Actor...the only that was ever cool about him was he was once a body guard for ELVIS..but that was 40 yrs ago! he sucks ass and so do you his Disciples'...

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:18 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:31 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:25 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:18 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:17 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:16 Comments (0)

"When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the a$$, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. "

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:14 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:13 Comments (0)

I can post a Chuck Norris post it got me 70 plus likes....I think someone is mad they didn't come up with it lol

Submitted: 12-13-2011 15:01 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris' sperm count is so high that b!tches have to chew before they can swallow his load

Submitted: 12-13-2011 14:02 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """

Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and got it back."

Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:27 Comments (0)

Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...

Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)

"Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z"

Submitted: 12-13-2011 08:59 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris takes a stroll through the ghetto, the homies pull up their pants and speak English correctly. "

Submitted: 12-13-2011 07:00 by g0re Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris didn't always drink milk as a baby, but when he did, he preferred dos boobies"

Submitted: 12-13-2011 06:56 by g0re Comments (0)