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Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-23-2011 19:23 by Keyboard Smasher 5000 Comments (0)


"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."
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Submitted: 08-24-2011 13:54 Comments (0)


Hey Yanks. Will you tell us all about that time you won Dubbya-Dubbya-Two all on your own or that Chuck Norris could have done something impossible? Because it's been at least a good five minutes since we heard one of those tales.
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:40 Comments (0)


....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)


Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)


"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:29 Comments (0)


"If she haven't met Chuck Norris, she is too young for you bro"
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Submitted: 08-29-2011 18:25 Comments (0)


"that Chuck Norris is the only one that can come up with a funny Chuck Norris joke. So nobody else try, Ok?"
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Submitted: 09-12-2011 06:49 Comments (0)


"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""
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Submitted: 10-04-2011 15:43 Comments (0)


goggling Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:23 by @ Anna Drum Comments (0)


"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you. "
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:49 Comments (0)


"yup....a young Chuck Norris is what I also sometimes thought I'd be too, where I'd KICK people for a living!"
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Submitted: 10-20-2011 01:25 by @arithealien Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris reaches 70 years old, he will just prestige and start his life all over again."
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Submitted: 10-21-2011 11:01 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"
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Submitted: 10-21-2011 17:52 by @SavedByTheBiebs Comments (0)


"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "
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Submitted: 10-28-2011 21:51 Comments (0)


"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 02:18 by jessica mollett Comments (0)


Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


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