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There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:05 Comments (0)


In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:25 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:12 Comments (0)


If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:58 Comments (0)


"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)


Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.
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Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)


Somebody saw Chuck Norris' diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:02 by hovo Comments (0)


The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)


Betty White....the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of!
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Submitted: 02-14-2012 19:34 Comments (0)


Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)


"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
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Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)


Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Submitted: 08-18-2012 04:16 by The Chuckinator Comments (0)


Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.
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Submitted: 07-25-2012 02:31 by 1568 Comments (0)


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