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Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?
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Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)


There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


This status has been removed by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-12-2009 21:37 by @CGRIN2049 Comments (0)


"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:05 Comments (0)


Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Submitted: 08-18-2012 04:16 by The Chuckinator Comments (0)


"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:11 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns.
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Submitted: 07-25-2012 02:31 by 1568 Comments (0)


The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:09 by Katie Comments (0)


Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that is why there is no life there
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Submitted: 06-17-2012 16:03 Comments (0)


When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
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Submitted: 06-14-2012 11:28 Comments (0)


Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.
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Submitted: 05-21-2012 15:15 by BEGO Comments (0)


"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
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Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)


Boooooomm! The sound of Chuck Norris Makeing Love
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 15:01 by Little T Comments (0)


In space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' Birthday is December 22nd... Good luck with that Mayans..
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Submitted: 05-02-2012 13:17 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:14 Comments (0)


If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:12 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
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Submitted: 11-09-2012 12:59 Comments (0)


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