Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

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"Spoiler Alert: Chuck Norris kills everybody, including the camera men"

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Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches

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Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know

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Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back

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"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"

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Stop with the Chuck Norris stuff. It is more lame that your momma jokes!! This is suppose to be a funny site!

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The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.

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BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris defeated by Stephen Hawking's spare wheelchair.

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"This is Chuck Norris, you guys need to stop talking about me, talk sh¡t get h¡t"

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Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!

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Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with beef jerky!

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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