Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:49 by kishen alex raj Comments (0)

Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go

Submitted: 05-02-2011 09:48 by JFraze Comments (0)

"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."

Submitted: 05-02-2011 13:47 by Borat Comments (0)

Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him

Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)

Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...

Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator

Submitted: 05-11-2011 06:24 Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!

Submitted: 05-19-2011 05:19 by Anonym Comments (0)

Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.

Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)

Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!

Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER

Submitted: 05-21-2011 16:40 by jfraze Comments (0)

"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"

Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)

Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!

Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)

We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!

Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.

Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)

"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""

Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"

Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)

ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy

Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)

"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"

Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)

Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does

Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 07-04-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)