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Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)
Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)
Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)
We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)
"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)
ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)
"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face
Submitted: 07-08-2011 09:19 Comments (0)
"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...
Submitted: 07-16-2011 14:30 Comments (0)
Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
Who the fcuk is Chuck Norris?
Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:09 Comments (0)
Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!
Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:54 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""