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"I believe, Osama is killed by Chuck Norris, with his roundhouse kick, the following up wind............"
Chuck Norris found bin laden on 9-11-01 and let him go
"in all other news, Chuck Norris has returned from his vacation in Pakistan...."
Did you hear that mark (No Suggestions) is dead? apparently Chuck Norris poked him
Submitted: 05-10-2011 15:19 Comments (0)
Bin Ladin died because Chuck Norris poked him on Facebook...
Submitted: 05-10-2011 16:05 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris came from future to protect Terminator
Submitted: 05-11-2011 06:24 Comments (0)
If Chuck Norris went to... ARGH F*CK Chuck Norris!!!
Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)
Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)
Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)
We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)
"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)
"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)
ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)
"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)
Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.