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Chuck Norris said everything is going to be okay.
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 14:50 Comments (0)


Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 16:40 by jfraze Comments (0)


"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
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Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)


We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
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Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born.
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Submitted: 05-31-2011 19:39 Comments (0)


"To the person who said Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born,"" Chuck Norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris...Duh..."""
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Submitted: 06-01-2011 10:54 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell, Hell goes to Chuck Norris!!!"
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Submitted: 06-07-2011 07:39 Comments (0)


ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
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Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)


"Last night a Centipede attempted to kill me in the shower! But with my quick Ninja-like reflexes, I Chuck Norrised his ass with the shower head......"
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Submitted: 06-16-2011 09:44 Comments (0)


Got milk? ..Chuck Norris does
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Submitted: 06-30-2011 02:31 by gee Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-04-2011 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can block a punch with his face
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Submitted: 07-08-2011 09:19 Comments (0)


"If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch."
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Submitted: 07-13-2011 14:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)


Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...
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Submitted: 07-16-2011 14:30 Comments (0)


Just tired too Google Chuck Norris real name...And Google told me too stop looking for trouble...
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 08:31 by bryan j brown Comments (0)


Who the fcuk is Chuck Norris?
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:09 Comments (0)


Enough of the Chuck Norris crap already!
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Submitted: 07-17-2011 13:54 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once scared the fur off an ewok. We now know that ewok as Snookie""."""
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Submitted: 07-26-2011 18:13 by Name KiKi Comments (0)


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