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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"
"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!