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Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches
"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...
"Chuck Norris: born on May 6, 1945. Hitler: captured on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not!"
Q: Why did the end of the world not happen on 12-21-12? A: Chuck Norris
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris walked into a street light pole. . . the pole said OUCH!!!!
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Like for Clint Eastwood and dislike for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?