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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)


"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)


"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
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Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)


ERA is Chuck Norris approved...it shows stain no mercy
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Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:56 Comments (0)


Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.
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Submitted: 04-10-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)


We need Chuck Norris to control Gasoline Prices .. Kick that booteh dude !!
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Submitted: 05-30-2011 12:05 Comments (0)


Expendables 2 starring Chuck Norris and his B*tches
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:09 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
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Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)


I'm about to go footloose on yo ass with a little Chuck Norris behind those kicks
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Submitted: 12-21-2011 17:00 by david Comments (0)


"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."
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Submitted: 04-25-2011 17:52 by NYCBOII123 Comments (0)


KID: "I got 87% on the test & you?" ME: "125%" KID: "How? There was no extra credit!?" ME: "I just put Chuck Norris for every answer."
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Submitted: 02-19-2012 15:52 by @DonSicks Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:57 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
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Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)


"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
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Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull
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Submitted: 09-05-2009 10:49 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!
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Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)


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