Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)

"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."

Submitted: 04-10-2011 17:32 by Desttiiny Comments (0)

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. His birthday cake is topped with sticks of dynamite instead of candles.

Submitted: 04-10-2011 18:10 by punkie Comments (0)

Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing

Submitted: 04-12-2011 04:11 by Der Lowe Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can delete Recycle Bin

Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 Comments (0)

"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."

Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 04-12-2011 19:53 Comments (0)

Aliens exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade.

Submitted: 04-12-2011 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)

Chuck Norris punched Tay Zonday in the neck !

Submitted: 04-14-2011 21:31 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...

Submitted: 04-15-2011 20:33 by Jax Comments (0)

"If Chuck Norris ever got caught speeding, HE'D let the cop off with a warning"

Submitted: 04-17-2011 23:34 Comments (0)

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

Submitted: 04-25-2011 17:52 by NYCBOII123 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With my famous roundhouse kick."""""

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:07 by Walker T. Ranger Comments (0)

Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck Norris returns from trip to Afghanistan. Coincidence? I think not

Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:26 by Bear Comments (0)

"X Chuck Norris's Twitter feed: Yes the rumors are true, it was me that killed Bin Laden. With a straw and a spit ball."" """

Submitted: 05-02-2011 02:18 by Bear Comments (0)

"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:02 Comments (0)

"Dear Osama Bin Laden, I was never retired, I was in a 23 year covert operation, sincerely Chuck Norris"

Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:09 by BRian Comments (0)