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"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:02 Comments (0)


Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)


This status is Chuck Norris approved.
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Submitted: 09-11-2012 14:07 by Ishnae Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
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Submitted: 08-26-2009 07:28 Comments (0)


"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "
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Submitted: 10-28-2011 21:51 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 19:28 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."
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Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)


There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!
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Submitted: 01-30-2012 16:08 by Gary Comments (0)


Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!
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Submitted: 11-21-2011 09:33 Comments (0)


"You don't need to follow Chuck Norris on Twitter, he is already following you."
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Submitted: 10-16-2009 12:36 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:51 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born
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Submitted: 12-27-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)


Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 22:10 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
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Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)


Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Submitted: 12-25-2011 20:05 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


Charlie Sheen is only winning because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Submitted: 03-22-2011 16:35 by hovo Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger."
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 13:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)


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