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When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you
"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."
Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball
If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.
There is no theory of evolution. Just certain species that Chuck Norris allows to live !!!
"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."
This status is Chuck Norris approved.
"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
"The Cure for HIV/AIDS has bn found.. Its in Chuck Norris' Tears... its just too bad he Never cries.."""
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of excruciating pain the rattlesnake died!"
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone , he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris . "
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris will whoop your @ss till your blood bleeds!
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you can feel it
"Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris once flushed a condom.. later the ninja turtles were born