Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it"

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:05 by hovo Comments (0)

Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-23-2011 19:23 by Keyboard Smasher 5000 Comments (0)

Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.

Submitted: 02-04-2013 22:13 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris Is A Strict Parent. This One Time His Daughter Amy Said No To Rehab. He Didn't Give Her A Chamce To Say No Again.

Submitted: 07-28-2011 04:27 by Rachael Comments (0)

Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.

Submitted: 11-18-2012 12:37 by PewPew Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Submitted: 11-09-2012 13:39 Comments (0)

I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.

Submitted: 02-29-2012 23:45 by Adrian S. Comments (0)

Enjoying a liquid lunch with Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 10-12-2012 12:05 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:29 Comments (0)

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)

Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:27 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:26 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...

Submitted: 03-03-2013 01:25 by Incrediblematt Comments (0)

Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)

"Breaking News: During the D.C. Earthquake, Chuck Norris was spotted doing push-ups."

Submitted: 08-24-2011 13:54 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.

Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"

Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."

Submitted: 12-29-2010 14:14 Comments (0)

I am going to watch the debate with Chuck Norris tonight, I just hope Obama doesn't say anything stupid so Chuck doesn't kick my TV in, Oh but Obama will. . .

Submitted: 10-22-2012 19:10 Comments (0)