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Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber
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Submitted: 12-07-2010 22:00 by Galen Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 08:34 Comments (0)


"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:50 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:01 by hovo Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.
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Submitted: 03-02-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)


Congratulations Felix Baumgartner! But I heard Chuck Norris jumped from 130,000 feet....without the suit!
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Submitted: 10-14-2012 14:34 by Massena43 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:13 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 04:11 by Der Lowe Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:07 Comments (0)


Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...
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Submitted: 05-22-2012 16:20 Comments (0)


The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!
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Submitted: 05-10-2012 14:43 by big-boned Comments (0)


"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


When life give Chuck Norris lemons, he makes an apple pie, and it'll be the best damn steak you'll ever eat!!!
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Submitted: 11-23-2012 01:08 by Fluff Comments (0)


When alexander bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 03-08-2012 07:13 Comments (0)


"when Graham Bell invented the phone, he found two messages from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:31 Comments (0)


"The CIA just announced the team sent to kill Osama Bin Laden was made up of Vin Diesel, Rambo, Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Robocop."
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 04:02 Comments (0)


Just heard that it was Chuck Norris that killed Bin Laden...with a straw and a spit ball
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Submitted: 05-02-2011 00:18 by Hot Tea Comments (0)


This status is Chuck Norris approved.
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Submitted: 09-11-2012 14:07 by Ishnae Comments (0)


"Nazis surrendered to the American army in 1945, Chuck Norris was born 1945...coincidence? I think NOT."
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Submitted: 04-10-2011 17:32 by Desttiiny Comments (0)


"they once made a toilet paper after Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take any shit from anyone"
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Submitted: 10-29-2011 02:18 by jessica mollett Comments (0)


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