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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...
When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.
Chuck Norris can tell if a lie detector tells a lie.
Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.
"Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land."
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed...
The sun gets Chuck Norris burn!
Chuck Norris can convince Charlie Sheen that he is losing...
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing
"Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris."
Congratulations Felix Baumgartner! But I heard Chuck Norris jumped from 130,000 feet....without the suit!
"There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
When life give Chuck Norris lemons, he makes an apple pie, and it'll be the best damn steak you'll ever eat!!!