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In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.
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Submitted: 02-27-2011 16:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris does pull ups he doesn't lower himself to the ground but lifts the earth to him
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 by chuck norris Comments (0)


I am going to watch the debate with Chuck Norris tonight, I just hope Obama doesn't say anything stupid so Chuck doesn't kick my TV in, Oh but Obama will. . .
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Submitted: 10-22-2012 19:10 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris takes a stroll through the ghetto, the homies pull up their pants and speak English correctly. "
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 07:00 by g0re Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with beef jerky!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:24 Comments (0)


When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up
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Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. "
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:58 Comments (0)


"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
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Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)


The Big Bang happened after Chuck Norris farted!!
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Submitted: 04-05-2012 13:59 by some guy Comments (0)


Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language...
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Submitted: 07-16-2011 14:30 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:26 Comments (0)


FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.
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Submitted: 08-15-2012 14:37 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:22 Comments (0)


"When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the a$$, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face. "
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 01:14 Comments (0)


Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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Submitted: 01-04-2014 09:46 by kal Comments (0)


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


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