Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"Oh c'mon guys. Chuck Norris is just a dumb actor. If he were some sort of superbeing, he'd come to my house and smash my face into my keyboa4egwsdvc8 ohuiblj4g evda zcg 9ob, jlmevda z"

Submitted: 12-13-2011 08:59 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live."

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once donated 5 gallons of blood to Red Cross, none of it was his."

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 by still Carolynn Comments (0)

"some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 by all by Carolynn Comments (0)

Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call

Submitted: 02-28-2011 11:44 Comments (0)

In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.

Submitted: 02-27-2011 16:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars,, that's why there are no signs of life."

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:49 Comments (0)

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 04-05-2011 17:48 by chuck norris Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet."

Submitted: 03-20-2011 04:04 by hovo Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris does pull ups he doesn't lower himself to the ground but lifts the earth to him

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."

Submitted: 12-29-2010 14:14 Comments (0)

I am going to watch the debate with Chuck Norris tonight, I just hope Obama doesn't say anything stupid so Chuck doesn't kick my TV in, Oh but Obama will. . .

Submitted: 10-22-2012 19:10 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. "

Submitted: 12-14-2011 10:58 Comments (0)

"When Chuck Norris takes a stroll through the ghetto, the homies pull up their pants and speak English correctly. "

Submitted: 12-13-2011 07:00 by g0re Comments (0)

When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up

Submitted: 03-04-2011 02:19 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with beef jerky!

Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:24 Comments (0)

"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""

Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)

The Big Bang happened after Chuck Norris farted!!

Submitted: 04-05-2012 13:59 by some guy Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fu$k up.

Submitted: 03-02-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)

FACT_ Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945 and the 'Nazis' surrendered on May 7, 1945.

Submitted: 08-15-2012 14:37 Comments (0)