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Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.
Chuck Norris does not exist. If he existed right now he would be smashing my head on the keyboarj.dbkjls dfaòbslbfaslfbafsdlcvxnmvmalòsdfldjkf sdfhljas
Chuck Norris's email is gmail@chucknorris.com
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad"
When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck Norris doesnt cry
Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg
Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.
Chuck Norris has a G-mail account. It's gmail@chucknorris.com
Whenever in doubt... Consult Chuck Norris. Just sayin'.
Chuck Norris can update his facebook status with a typewriter
When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom to the hospital...
Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.
Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!
Why did the lights go out at the SuperBowl? Chuck Norris was bored.
Q: Why did the end of the world not happen on 12-21-12? A: Chuck Norris
@ChuckDamnNorris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh&t from anybody.
When life give Chuck Norris lemons, he makes an apple pie, and it'll be the best damn steak you'll ever eat!!!
Leading hand sanitizers claim to kill %99.99 of germs. Chuck Norris can kill %100 of whatever the *blip* he wants.