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When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
Trying to figure out what move Chuck Norris used to take over gods position
This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?
"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."
"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"
How the hell did Chuck Norris become so important?
If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris
"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""
I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber
I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."
If Chuck Norris sleeps he sleeps with one eye open cause he knows I will get him.