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I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it
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Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."
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Submitted: 12-29-2010 14:14 Comments (0)


Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris does pull ups he doesn't lower himself to the ground but lifts the earth to him
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)


"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live."
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)


"some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 by all by Carolynn Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris once donated 5 gallons of blood to Red Cross, none of it was his."
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 by still Carolynn Comments (0)


There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:56 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris deleted his Facebook & created fist book!
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:57 by Carolynn is done with Norris jokes..for now Comments (0)


How many woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris would chuck woodchucks?
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Submitted: 02-02-2011 02:03 by JaxWylde Comments (0)


"if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-12-2011 12:42 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity he went out and found it.
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Submitted: 02-17-2011 05:30 by Seddy90 Comments (0)


^ well I found Chuck Norris he was hiding in my pants O_o
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Submitted: 02-21-2011 22:17 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris does not wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris"
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Submitted: 02-22-2011 02:00 Comments (0)


In scrabble if you spell Chuck Norris you automatically win.
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Submitted: 02-27-2011 16:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris Can answer a Missed Call
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Submitted: 02-28-2011 11:44 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter...... Enough said.
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Submitted: 03-02-2011 08:34 Comments (0)


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