Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris Is A Strict Parent. This One Time His Daughter Amy Said No To Rehab. He Didn't Give Her A Chamce To Say No Again.

Submitted: 07-28-2011 04:27 by Rachael Comments (0)

I truly beleive that Chuck Norris drives a Tesla Roadster, otherwise he would of done something about those gas prices.

Submitted: 02-29-2012 23:45 by Adrian S. Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris were really a Texas Ranger, there would be no illegal immigration problem.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:52 by val Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is The Two"""""

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:29 Comments (0)

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)

Why doesn't Chuck Norris where condoms???? There's no protection from Chuck Norris....

Submitted: 08-28-2011 18:28 Comments (0)

Nothing Rhymes with Orange, Except Chuck Norris

Submitted: 01-15-2021 22:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can speak braille. ~Book of Chuck 3: 14

Submitted: 01-15-2021 22:05 Comments (0)

The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:59 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once got shot ,After 17 long painful hours, The Gun died

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:59 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have covid 19 , Covid has Chuck Norris 19

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:39 Comments (0)

Its not A Good idea to try chewing a Jaw Breaker unless your Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-23-2011 19:23 by Keyboard Smasher 5000 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is a wrecking machine.you don't believe me?Try touching with his hairy chest.Oh God,you are so dead

Submitted: 10-04-2020 18:38 by keltik Comments (0)

Breaking News! Chuck Norris tested positive for the Corona Virus! The virus is in critical condition.

Submitted: 03-16-2020 19:57 Comments (0)

Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....

Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)

Mr. T & Chuck Norris should run the newly form Tea Party......"I Pity the Fool who disagrees" , "Im Chuck Norris and I approve this message!"

Submitted: 12-23-2011 15:37 by jitney Comments (0)

Chuck Norris: Stop. Putin: Ok.

Submitted: 04-18-2022 01:18 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

Submitted: 05-08-2014 14:55 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.

Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"

Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)