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Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
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Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)


Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)


Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
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Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)


Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂
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Submitted: 08-31-2014 02:44 Comments (0)


Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!
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Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
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Submitted: 05-08-2014 14:55 Comments (0)


You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...
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Submitted: 04-28-2014 19:17 by Potato Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof
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Submitted: 04-04-2014 17:30 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)


The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you
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Submitted: 02-12-2014 22:44 Comments (0)


I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.
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Submitted: 02-07-2014 09:45 by I\'m Not so Funny Comments (0)


Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
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Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)


Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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Submitted: 01-04-2014 09:46 by kal Comments (0)


I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
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Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)


If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.
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Submitted: 11-18-2013 03:13 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
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Submitted: 11-04-2013 17:37 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.
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Submitted: 10-15-2013 01:21 by nick Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)


(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.
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Submitted: 08-20-2013 08:45 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Submitted: 08-10-2013 10:09 by snotty Comments (0)


When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!
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Submitted: 07-22-2013 22:47 Comments (0)


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