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Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.
Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂
Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...
Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof
The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you
I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his
If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice
When Chuck Norris bites a Zombie they turn back to a Human. It's true... it's true.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
(not a joke) my goal is to make the Kardashians unfamous all over again with funny meme kinda like the Chuck Norris jokes but saying how useless, snooty etc.they really are.... p.s. they're witches with a capital B.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When god sneezes Chuck Norris blesses him!