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There was never a giraffe until Chuck Norris upper-cutted a zebra
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Submitted: 12-30-2009 17:23 by bob@bob.com Comments (0)


Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
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Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Chuck Norris stole your lucky charms.
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Submitted: 03-17-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


"I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, Chuck Norris, I win every time"
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Submitted: 03-29-2010 14:55 by Arthur Comments (0)


"Google ""Where is Chuck Norris"" and click ""I'm feeling lucky""...You're welcome."
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Submitted: 04-08-2010 16:16 by Brades Comments (2)


"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
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Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)


Kids check under their bed for monsters. Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks under his bed for ME!!!
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Submitted: 04-15-2010 05:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"
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Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
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Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)


Mowing Chuck Norris's lawn...
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Submitted: 05-05-2010 04:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Wondering why Chuck Norris has not fixed the oil leak...
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Submitted: 06-02-2010 14:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"While efforts to stop the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico and attempts to stop the 150,000 acre fire in Canada fail, along with the massive sink hole in Guatemala, one cant help but think, where is Chuck Norris when you need him"
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Submitted: 06-02-2010 22:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


They still haven't fixed that oil leak?! Has anyone even slightly considered calling Chuck Norris for this?
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Submitted: 06-04-2010 11:12 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.
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Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!
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Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)


Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 06-20-2010 21:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Says lady gaga is Chuck Norris...
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Submitted: 06-29-2010 06:42 by pz | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)


Chuck Norris couldn't even handle this heat!!
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Submitted: 07-07-2010 16:37 by sloney | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Not saying that Adam Lambert is over the top however he makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 08-01-2010 22:33 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


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