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"Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience"""""
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Submitted: 04-14-2010 21:39 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise"
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Submitted: 04-29-2010 17:31 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris's sister lost her virginity, Chuck found it an put it back.."
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Submitted: 04-30-2010 12:08 by Hazim Rihani Comments (0)


Chuck Norris killed 2 rocks with 1 bird.
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Submitted: 06-18-2010 00:27 by dictator of the world Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die!
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Submitted: 06-19-2010 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)


Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate the 4th of July. The 4th of July celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 07-03-2010 14:41 by Joser Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris holds the iPhone 4 the signal increases
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Submitted: 08-10-2010 02:10 Comments (0)


This message was round house kicked by Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 09-01-2010 10:07 Comments (0)


The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.
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Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)


"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"
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Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands
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Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""
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Submitted: 10-17-2010 19:09 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael Comments (0)


The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...
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Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)


Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?
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Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)


"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"
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Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)


"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""
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Submitted: 11-23-2010 16:13 Comments (0)


I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 11-25-2010 00:28 by Brad Matheny Comments (0)


Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber
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Submitted: 12-07-2010 22:00 by Galen Comments (0)


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