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Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
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Submitted: 03-10-2010 14:43 by ANGELA | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."
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Submitted: 03-05-2011 02:57 by Felesar | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."
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Submitted: 11-04-2010 19:18 by Chuck | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris
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Submitted: 06-20-2010 21:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:32 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)


The next time you have a test, write Chuck Norris on every single answer. You will get an A+ because Chuck Norris is never wrong.
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Submitted: 01-08-2023 16:23 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)


I just heard that Chuck Norris made the Coronavirus sick
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Submitted: 03-13-2020 16:28 Comments (0)


Has anyone tried contacting Chuck Norris about defeating this virus?
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Submitted: 03-12-2020 09:11 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris chucked an orange
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Submitted: 07-29-2019 05:45 Comments (0)


Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks in the closet to make sure Bruce Lee isn't in there.
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Submitted: 01-20-2019 13:32 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer.
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Submitted: 10-06-2018 11:15 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
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Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)


When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)


The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)


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