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Corey Haim was sacrificed so that Chuck Norris could live another year. Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris=D RIP Corey Haim!!
"When @charliesheen Tweets, even Chuck Norris stops to allow such greatness to happen."
"I don't know where all these Chuck Norris jokes started from but they have to be the stupidest things I have ever read. They are not funny, they make no sense, and you are an idiot if you think they are funny."
Just finished writing a dramatic screenplay starring Chuck Norris
SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!
The next time you have a test, write Chuck Norris on every single answer. You will get an A+ because Chuck Norris is never wrong.
I just heard that Chuck Norris made the Coronavirus sick
Has anyone tried contacting Chuck Norris about defeating this virus?
Chuck Norris chucked an orange
Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks in the closet to make sure Bruce Lee isn't in there.
Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.