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When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)


The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)


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