Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

Chuck Norris can lift Thor's hammer.

Submitted: 10-06-2018 11:15 Comments (0)

Before Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks in the closet to make sure Bruce Lee isn't in there.

Submitted: 01-20-2019 13:32 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris chucked an orange

Submitted: 07-29-2019 05:45 Comments (0)

Has anyone tried contacting Chuck Norris about defeating this virus?

Submitted: 03-12-2020 09:11 Comments (0)

I just heard that Chuck Norris made the Coronavirus sick

Submitted: 03-13-2020 16:28 Comments (0)

Breaking News! Chuck Norris tested positive for the Corona Virus! The virus is in critical condition.

Submitted: 03-16-2020 19:57 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is a wrecking machine.you don't believe me?Try touching with his hairy chest.Oh God,you are so dead

Submitted: 10-04-2020 18:38 by keltik Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't have covid 19 , Covid has Chuck Norris 19

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:39 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris once got shot ,After 17 long painful hours, The Gun died

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:59 Comments (0)

The Black Eyed Peas were originally named The Peas""....until they met Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 01-15-2021 21:59 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris can speak braille. ~Book of Chuck 3: 14

Submitted: 01-15-2021 22:05 Comments (0)

Nothing Rhymes with Orange, Except Chuck Norris

Submitted: 01-15-2021 22:07 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris: Stop. Putin: Ok.

Submitted: 04-18-2022 01:18 Comments (0)

The next time you have a test, write Chuck Norris on every single answer. You will get an A+ because Chuck Norris is never wrong.

Submitted: 01-08-2023 16:23 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)