Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

If there is a god, he would have killed the dude putting up Chuck Norris jokes by now.

Submitted: 11-18-2013 03:13 Comments (0)

I no why no one can get close to the sun, its cuz its Chuck Norris', thats it, its his

Submitted: 11-24-2013 18:16 by joe momma Comments (0)

Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee? Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Submitted: 01-04-2014 09:46 by kal Comments (0)

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris!

Submitted: 01-16-2014 21:25 Comments (0)

I just hired both Chuck Norris & Jack Bauer to track down the "I'm So Funny" Guy. They gave me a discount because they understand.

Submitted: 02-07-2014 09:45 by I\'m Not so Funny Comments (0)

The Chuck Norris vibrator..you dont use it,,,it uses you

Submitted: 02-12-2014 22:44 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris is not signing up for Obama Care, due to him being death proof

Submitted: 04-04-2014 17:30 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)

You can't search for Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris searches for you...

Submitted: 04-28-2014 19:17 by Potato Comments (0)

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits

Submitted: 05-08-2014 14:55 Comments (0)

Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!

Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)

Antarctica is gone missing since yesterday. Rumor is that Chuck Norris must have accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge.😂

Submitted: 08-31-2014 02:44 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

Submitted: 10-06-2014 22:01 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not move to the music. The music moves to Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 08-05-2015 16:12 by Recovering hipster Comments (0)

Just found out Chuck Norris has bodyguards... AND A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO

Submitted: 11-21-2015 09:02 by snotty Comments (0)

I love Chuck Norris, but he's no Steven Seagal.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:49 by val Comments (0)

If Chuck Norris were really a Texas Ranger, there would be no illegal immigration problem.

Submitted: 12-08-2015 04:52 by val Comments (0)

The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)

When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.

Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)

Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....

Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)