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Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!
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Submitted: 02-16-2013 12:52 by totalpackage Comments (0)


Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
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Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)


"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


goggling Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:23 by @ Anna Drum Comments (0)


....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
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Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)


Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:27 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:06 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 16:40 by jfraze Comments (0)


Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.
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Submitted: 03-11-2012 14:14 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)


Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.
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Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)


Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)


"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)


Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)


Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)


Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)


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