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Preparing for a meeting with Chuck Norris.
By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.
Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!
Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know
Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back
Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!
Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet
Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.
Whenever in doubt... Consult Chuck Norris. Just sayin'.
....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!
Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
goggling Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg
Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.