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Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Submitted: 10-09-2013 10:34 by hahaha Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)


Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)


Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)


Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)


" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."
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Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)


"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)


watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)


Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)


SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY STUFF.. Stop with the retarded Chuck Norris crap. It's more lame than your momma jokes!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 12:32 Comments (0)


"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)


Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....
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Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)


Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
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Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)


When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)


The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)


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