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Chuck Norris read FaceBook....Twice.
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Submitted: 07-19-2013 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is not tough. He is a short religious fanatic who developed his own style"" or martial arts that NO ONE practices.. Quit with the ""Chuck Norris facts or Jokes"" They are STUPID. John Wayne was a real American. """
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 13:16 Comments (0)


"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a r@c!st"
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 23:13 Comments (0)


Please No More Chuck Norris wanna be jokes...holly Crap...is this the only American Icon you yanks have?...
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Submitted: 12-13-2011 10:13 Comments (0)


" so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it."
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Submitted: 03-15-2011 09:10 by jessie Comments (0)


"Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, & Chuck Norris walk into a bar and the bartender says What the f#@k is this? Some kind of joke?"""""
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Submitted: 03-12-2011 12:14 by Gil Comments (0)


Oh no! The Chuck Norris retard is back again. Please Lord make it stop!!
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:49 Comments (0)


Before Chuck Norris goes to bed he prays to tim tebow
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Submitted: 01-08-2012 21:38 by SouthTroy4 Comments (0)


watching animal on midget porn with Chuck Norris and Natalie from The Facts of Life
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Submitted: 03-03-2011 07:53 Comments (0)


Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom
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Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)


"My penis is so big, I knocked out Chuck Norris with my erection."
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Submitted: 04-12-2011 11:17 by Bad Willy Comments (0)


Lets bring back Chuck Norris!!! And get rid of Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Half man half woman former Kardashian husband now turned a woman who still likes women, Kardashians, Snookie, etc....
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Submitted: 07-06-2017 11:41 by Zoomer Comments (0)


Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
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Submitted: 07-26-2016 22:10 Comments (0)


When Alexander Graham Bell finally finished inventing the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 05-03-2016 15:31 Comments (0)


The government refuses to name a bridge after Chuck Norris because you don’t cross Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 12-16-2015 07:23 Comments (0)


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