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By no means am I a Chuck Norris fan, but I'd love to see these p@nty waists run their mouths to his face like they do on here.
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Submitted: 01-05-2012 11:35 by Joe En Lai Comments (0)


Thought of the day: I'm glad bees don't build muscles while flying around all day! Don't need a Chuck Norris bee swift kicking me in the face just to knock me down and sting me!!
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Submitted: 06-24-2014 14:59 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris starting in Expendables 2....just to let all the Chuck Norris haters out there know
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 18:07 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris called. He wants the 1980's back
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Submitted: 12-15-2011 00:00 by zd Comments (0)


Just finished watching my first Chuck Norris film and can now see what everyone is on about.... The guy's hilarious!
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Submitted: 03-07-2012 13:34 Comments (0)


When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:09 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


Cant believe it!!! Not one single Chuck Norris-rapture comment!!!
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Submitted: 05-23-2011 17:40 Comments (0)


"Personally I give credit where its due.. 2 words, Chuck Norris!"
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Don't worry... Chuck Norris has about 7 bottle rockets and 10 Roman candles pointed at NK ready to go.
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Submitted: 04-06-2013 03:45 Comments (0)


goggling Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 10-17-2011 09:23 by @ Anna Drum Comments (0)


Whenever in doubt... Consult Chuck Norris. Just sayin'.
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Submitted: 03-14-2013 01:11 Comments (0)


Heard they found a way to scare off future rogue asteroids....Chuck Norris and the old guy from the Dos Equis commercials are going to stand on both sides of the world and just stare into space!
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Submitted: 02-16-2013 12:52 by totalpackage Comments (0)


....... Jason Statham vs. Chuck Norris .... Hmmmm.... I wonder who would kick the others arse?
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Submitted: 08-27-2011 18:51 Comments (0)


Wishing I were British for a nano-second so I can share the same twisted passion for Chuck Norris, a non entity whom we here in America choose to largely ignore.
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Submitted: 03-03-2012 08:26 by Not A Wal-Mart American Comments (0)


Chuck Norris came before the Chicken and the Egg
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Submitted: 05-10-2013 15:06 by honeybadger21 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris is the coolest GINGER
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Submitted: 05-21-2011 16:40 by jfraze Comments (0)


Good News!! Rapture cancelled by Chuck Norris. Enjoy the Weekend!!
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Submitted: 05-20-2011 15:54 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris can leap an entire year at any given moment.
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Submitted: 03-11-2012 14:14 Comments (0)


Don't forget...Chuck Norris got beat the f#*k up by Bruce Lee
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 11:27 Comments (0)


Chuck Norris. It's just a phase.
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Submitted: 12-14-2011 21:36 Comments (0)


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