Chuck Norris Sayings (beta)

"some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas."

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 by all by Carolynn Comments (0)

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:55 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris bottles his farts and sells them on Craigslist as cans of whoop ass

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

When Chuck Norris does pull ups he doesn't lower himself to the ground but lifts the earth to him

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Submitted: 01-06-2011 23:54 Comments (0)

Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him? no one had the balls to sleep with his mom

Submitted: 01-06-2011 17:35 Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris once told Steven Hawkins to sit down, he hasn't gotten up since..."

Submitted: 12-29-2010 14:14 Comments (0)

I don't need walls around my heart... why? because Chuck Norris is guarding it

Submitted: 12-17-2010 20:28 Comments (0)

Chuck Norris was invited to a birthday party. He dared one kid to suck all the helium of the balloons. This kid is now known as Justin Beiber

Submitted: 12-07-2010 22:00 by Galen Comments (0)

I Love listening to 2 fathers argue about who's kid is better. Cause both the kids end up winning Olympic medals or being Chuck Norris.

Submitted: 11-25-2010 00:28 by Brad Matheny Comments (0)

"If Chuck Norris is so bad ass..please explain the TV show Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"""""

Submitted: 11-23-2010 16:13 Comments (0)

If at first you don't succeed... you're not Chuck Norris

Submitted: 11-14-2010 17:30 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

"...so, looking toward 2012, maybe we could use another Reagan. Hmm. Conservative B-Movie actor... I've got it!! Chuck Norris FOR PRESIDENT"

Submitted: 11-06-2010 11:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

Thinks Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. What do you know about Chuck?

Submitted: 11-04-2010 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)

The movie Anaconda was shot it Chuck Norris's underwear...

Submitted: 10-26-2010 13:48 by Pank Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris deflected all three bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

Submitted: 10-22-2010 14:29 by Michael Comments (0)

"Chuck Norris can rip your head off and throw it completely around the world before you die. Which is pretty cool because you're like Wheeee! I'm a satellite!"". But then you die. Unless Chuck puts your head back on."""

Submitted: 10-17-2010 19:09 by mickeybruce Comments (0)

Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back and they were just called The Islands

Submitted: 10-16-2010 15:57 by hi...wazzup Comments (0)

"and on the first day, Chuck Norris made god"

Submitted: 10-15-2010 14:21 Comments (0)

The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep.

Submitted: 10-05-2010 20:51 Comments (0)